Terms of Sale

1. Who we are. The Shit House is a brand of JAC Invest AS, Andøyfaret 33, 4623 Kristiansand, Norway, org. no. 997722515, registered in the Register of Business Enterprises (Foretaksregisteret) (“we”, “us”). Not VAT registered. Contact: support@theshit.house.

2. What you are buying. A humorous novelty gift: a personalised digital souvenir certificate (PDF) with a unique certificate number, a QR code linking to a public verification page and, depending on edition, a shareable image. It is a collectible and a joke, presented with great seriousness.

The certificate grants no ownership, property rights, lease, shares, land, building rights or financial return of any kind. It is not a title, deed or claim to the outhouse, the land it stands on or anything else. Wording on the certificate itself, such as “Now owns a square of a real ShitHouse in Norway”, is part of the joke and must be read together with the certificate’s own small print and these terms.

3. Editions and prices.

• In the Dirt: USD 19.
• Gold Edition: USD 39. A Gold Edition certificate with a gold crown and, while available, a Founding Owner number. Listing your name in the public Hall of Proud Non-Owners is voluntary: you choose it with a separate, unticked box, and you can buy Gold Edition without it.

Prices are one-off payments and include applicable taxes. There is no shipping; everything is digital. Images on the site marked “Illustration” are artistic or AI-assisted depictions, not photographs of the actual location.

Founding Owner. While this feature is active, the first 1,000 Gold Edition certificates carry a “Founding Owner” mark numbered #0001 to #1000, in order of confirmed payment. After that, Gold Edition continues without the mark. “Founding Owner” means you are among the first 1,000 owners of a Gold Edition certificate. It refers to the certificate only, not to any ownership of the outhouse, the land or anything else.

4. Payment and merchant of record. Payments are processed through Stripe Managed Payments. Sold through Link, a Stripe service, acts as the merchant of record for these transactions: it charges you, appears on your statement and receipt, and handles the sales tax or VAT it is responsible for. Link’s terms apply to the payment. JAC Invest AS remains the seller of the product and is responsible for creating and delivering the certificate and for the product-related obligations described in these terms. For questions about the certificate, contact us. For questions about the charge, you can contact us or Link. We never see or store your full card details.

5. Delivery and right of withdrawal. Your certificate is generated automatically once payment is confirmed. It is sent to the email you gave at checkout and can be downloaded from the confirmation page. Before paying, you tick a separate box (not pre-ticked) to ask for immediate delivery and to acknowledge that you lose your right of withdrawal once delivery has started. We store your consent with its time, and your delivery email confirms it.

6. Names and the Hall of Proud Non-Owners. You are responsible for the name you enter. We may refuse, hide or reissue certificates with names that are offensive, unlawful, impersonate others, use the names of public figures without permission, or infringe anyone’s rights. Listing is optional, and we may remove any entry. Typos can be fixed with a free reissue; the original certificate is then marked void.

7. Thank-you bonus. Gold Edition owners may be invited to have their name burned into the wall, free of charge, when we open wall burning in summer 2027. This is a possible thank-you bonus, not part of what you buy, and not guaranteed. What you buy is the digital certificate described above.

8. Refunds, chargebacks and void certificates. See our Refund Policy. If a payment is refunded or disputed, the related certificate is marked void on its verification page.

9. Liability. The certificate is a novelty item. Nothing in these terms limits your mandatory consumer rights, including your rights if the certificate is not delivered or is faulty. Subject to those rights, and to the extent the law allows, we are not liable for indirect or consequential losses, and our liability in other cases is limited to the amount you paid.

10. Satire. The Shit House is an independent, satirical concept and is not affiliated with any government, politician or royal household.

11. Changes. We may update these terms. The version that applies is the one shown when you paid. Questions or complaints: email support@theshit.house and we will answer within a few working days.

12. Governing law. These terms are governed by Norwegian law. Consumers keep any mandatory protections of the country where they live.